Barst
17th August 2005, 04:12
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a
mother was working in the kitchen
listening to her young son
playing with his new electric
train in the living room. She
heard the train stop and her son
said, "All of you sons of bitches
who want off, get the hell off
now, cause this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of bitches
who are getting on, get your
asses in the train, cause we're
going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her
son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I
want you to go to your room and
you are to stay there for TWO
HOURS. When you come out, you may
play with your train, but I want
you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes
out of the bedroom and resumes
playing with his train. Soon the
train stopped and the mother
heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking
from the train, please remember
to take all of your belongings
with you. We thank you for riding
with us today and hope your trip
was a pleasant one. We hope you
will ride with us again soon."
She hears the little boy
continue, "For those of you just
boarding, we ask you to stow all
of your hand luggage under your
seat. Remember, there is no
smoking on the train. We hope you
will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the
child added, "For those of you
who are pissed off about the TWO
HOUR delay, please see the bitch
in the kitchen."
A few days after Christmas, a
mother was working in the kitchen
listening to her young son
playing with his new electric
train in the living room. She
heard the train stop and her son
said, "All of you sons of bitches
who want off, get the hell off
now, cause this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of bitches
who are getting on, get your
asses in the train, cause we're
going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her
son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I
want you to go to your room and
you are to stay there for TWO
HOURS. When you come out, you may
play with your train, but I want
you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes
out of the bedroom and resumes
playing with his train. Soon the
train stopped and the mother
heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking
from the train, please remember
to take all of your belongings
with you. We thank you for riding
with us today and hope your trip
was a pleasant one. We hope you
will ride with us again soon."
She hears the little boy
continue, "For those of you just
boarding, we ask you to stow all
of your hand luggage under your
seat. Remember, there is no
smoking on the train. We hope you
will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the
child added, "For those of you
who are pissed off about the TWO
HOUR delay, please see the bitch
in the kitchen."