Electric Train





A few days after Christmas, a

mother was working in the kitchen

listening to her young son

playing with his new electric

train in the living room. She

heard the train stop and her son

said, "All of you sons of bitches

who want off, get the hell off

now, cause this is the last stop!

And all of you sons of bitches

who are getting on, get your

asses in the train, cause we're

going down the tracks."



The mother went nuts and told her

son, "We don't use that kind of

language in this house. Now I

want you to go to your room and

you are to stay there for TWO

HOURS. When you come out, you may

play with your train, but I want

you to use nice language."



Two hours later, the son comes

out of the bedroom and resumes

playing with his train. Soon the

train stopped and the mother

heard her son say, "All

passengers who are disembarking

from the train, please remember

to take all of your belongings

with you. We thank you for riding

with us today and hope your trip

was a pleasant one. We hope you

will ride with us again soon."

She hears the little boy

continue, "For those of you just

boarding, we ask you to stow all

of your hand luggage under your

seat. Remember, there is no

smoking on the train. We hope you

will have a pleasant and relaxing

journey with us today."



As the mother began to smile, the

child added, "For those of you

who are pissed off about the TWO

HOUR delay, please see the bitch

in the kitchen."

__________________
"Never argue with an idiot, they'll just bring you
down to their level and beat you with experience." (c)TB