> > A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he
> > settles in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful
> > woman boarding the plane.
> > He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his
> > seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him.
> > Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his.
> > Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out,
> > "Business trip or vacation?". "Nymphomaniac Convention
> > in Chicago," she states.
> > Whoa!!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with
> > excitement.
> > Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen,
> > sitting RIGHT next to him and she's going to a meeting
> > of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his outward
> > cool, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at
> > this convention?"
> > "Lecturer", she says. "I use my experiences to debunk
> > some of the popular myths about sexuality."
> > "Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are
> > those?"
> > "Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that
> > African American men are the most well-endowed when,
> > in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most
> > likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is
> > that French men are the best lovers, when actually it
> > is men of Greek descent."
> > Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and
> > blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be
> > discussing this with you, I don't even know your
> > name!".
> > "Winnetou," the man says, as he extends his hand.
> > "Winnetou Papadopoulos."

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