Volgens mij komt de waarheid toch nog altijd uit een kindermond...
Little David was in his 4th grade
class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a
living. All the typical answers came up
fireman,policeman, salesman, doctor,
lawyer, etc. David was being uncharacteristically
quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret
and takes off all his clothes in front of
other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good,he
will go home with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the other children to work on some
exercises and took little David aside to ask
him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He works for the
Republican National Committee to re-elect
George Bush, but I was
too embarrassed to say that
in front of the other kids."
