Het Huwelijk, toch nog één van de laatste zekerheden...
 

Een andere zekerheid is die typisch-Duitse fijnzinnigheid... (Basale kennis van het Duits voorondersteld...)

Gods Oneindige Goedheid...
 

Marriage after 60...
 

Marriage after 60
> >
> > Johnny asks grandpa: Do you still have sex with granny?
> > Grandpa says: Yes, but only oral.
> > Johnny asks: What is oral?
> > Grandpa says: I say "fuck you", she says" fuck you too".

Dit maal met Franse scherpzinnigheid...
 

Le mariage:

1) Acte religieux qui consiste à créer un crucifié de plus, et une
vierge de moins.

2) Sentence dont le "condamné à perpétuité" est libéré uniquement
pour mauvaise conduite.

3) Faux espoir : aucune femme n'a ce qu'elle espérait, et aucun
homme n'espérait ce qu'il a.

4) Mathématiques : somme d'emmerde, soustraction de libertés,
multiplication de responsabilités, division des biens.

5) Méthode la plus rapide pour grossir.

6) C'est la seule guerre où l'on dort avec l'ennemi.

Over zekerheden gesproken...
 

Opschepper!
 

> > A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he
> > settles in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful
> > woman boarding the plane.
> > He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his
> > seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him.
> > Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his.
> > Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out,
> > "Business trip or vacation?". "Nymphomaniac Convention
> > in Chicago," she states.
> > Whoa!!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with
> > excitement.
> > Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen,
> > sitting RIGHT next to him and she's going to a meeting
> > of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his outward
> > cool, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at
> > this convention?"
> > "Lecturer", she says. "I use my experiences to debunk
> > some of the popular myths about sexuality."
> > "Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are
> > those?"
> > "Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that
> > African American men are the most well-endowed when,
> > in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most
> > likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is
> > that French men are the best lovers, when actually it
> > is men of Greek descent."
> > Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and
> > blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be
> > discussing this with you, I don't even know your
> > name!".
> > "Winnetou," the man says, as he extends his hand.
> > "Winnetou Papadopoulos."